YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!



A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. 
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
 
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
 
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
 
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
 
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Our OIL is located in:
 
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal 
Florida
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Coastal 
Louisiana 
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Coastal Alabama 
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Coastal Mississippi 
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Coastal 
Texas 
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas
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Our 
dipsticks are located in DC
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Any Questions?

NO? Didn’t think So.


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